Landy Erlick

1. If it’s dark, a burglar will probably walk directly into the wind chimes. This will hurt their face and make a beautiful instrumental noise.

2. Unlike alarm systems, wind chimes don’t have expensive upgrade options. They are all equally quiet.

3. Wind chimes are deceptively welcoming. People will literally never know they’re for security.

4. You will also always know when it’s windy outside.

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