-Don’t ever go to a cabin
-Absolutely no road trips
-Don’t go upstairs
-Or downstairs
-Avoid going inside and also outside
-Never open a book
-Probably better if you can’t read at all
-Don’t have friends
-Don’t get close to anyone
-But also don’t ever be by yourself
-Always check under the bed
-Better yet don’t even own a bed to begin with
-Never, under any circumstance, let the sun go down