Jon Savitt

-Don’t ever go to a cabin

-Absolutely no road trips

-Don’t go upstairs

-Or downstairs

-Avoid going inside and also outside

-Never open a book

-Probably better if you can’t read at all

-Don’t have friends

-Don’t get close to anyone

-But also don’t ever be by yourself

-Always check under the bed

-Better yet don’t even own a bed to begin with

-Never, under any circumstance, let the sun go down

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