- Locating Shelly Miscavige
- Reaching “clear” status and unlocking suppressed supernatural abilities
- Escaping SeaOrg
- Acclimating to the private investigator digging through your trash
- Getting your stubborn co-worker to join in on a free e-meter session
- Using Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health to cure depression
- Understanding the fundamental beliefs of your religion by parsing through assorted writings and recordings of L. Ron Hubbard hidden behind endless paywalls
- Realizing the years of E-meter auditing, financial contributions, and practices such as “disconnection” have brainwashed you into total compliance
- Telling Tom Cruise “no”