At first, drinking from the Fountain of Youth was fun because, hey, free youth! But after a couple sips, the whole crew had to admit that it tasted pretty awful. We all agreed it was a mistake to throw out our Mr. Pibb to make room for it on board. As if that wasn’t bad enough, it also turned our wooden ship back into a tree, so not only are we stuck up on a branch, but pretty soon someone’s going to have to change our diapers.