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— Jack Handey —
Longtime SNL writer Jack Handey is best known for his “Deep Thoughts.” (His latest, Please Stop the Deep Thoughts, is available at jackhandey.com.) He is the author of eight books, and is a frequent contributor to The American Bystander.
PSAs
Note to novelists.
Please, please, stop writing all those novels.
Jack Handey
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