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1. Up and at em’ at 8am

2. Will feed you every 10 minutes

3. Unlimited supply of Kleenex

4. TV Volume is kept at 41 at all times

5. Crockpot is available upon request

6. Is not always up to date on the latest fashion trends

7. Still has wine in a box

8. Nobody under the age of 80 is allowed over before 10am

9. Peanut butter pretzels are always on the top shelf

10. 5 racks of toothpaste can be found by the bathroom

11. Sheet-cakes and cigarettes are unavailable

12. Lemon pepper can and will go on edible items

13. Has an 8 ft stack of throw blankets

14. No matter how long you are there, it takes twice as long to leave

15. Doesn’t have too many Hannukah decorations, but there’s one shelf dedicated just to them

16. Endless cups of Kirkland Dark Roast!

Costco: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16

Bubbie: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16