— Two-Liners —

Varun is an 18 year old Indian kid. His hobbies include joke writing, guitar and judging people who put their lives at risk for an adrenaline rush. He used to mainly draw inspiration from Mitch Hedberg. He still does, but he used to, too.

I would never think twice about hitting a child. Unless there were 2 children, then I would think once per child.

Varun Khadpe

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