— Toddler Talk —

Alice Lahoda is a Managing Editor for The Belladonna, and her writing credits include McSweeney's, The Hard Times, and Points in Case. She would happily break her vegetarianism to eat the rich.

Toddler: Hello, Dad.
His father: Please, call me James. “Dad” was my father.

Alice Lahoda

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