– Long buns! Who wants long buns? Come and try my lukewarm long buns!
– Hello. I see you’re selling long buns. But how long?
– Quite long.
– The size of a baguette?
– Smaller than a baguette.
– The size of a bread roll?
– Bigger than a bread roll. Wanna try one? My long buns are delicious.
– Yes, I’m interested.
– I made a cut along the side so you can enjoy it better.
– That means I can open it and close it as much as I want?
– Is there any other use for this slot?
– Nothing ever occurred to me.
– It seems to have the perfect size to fit a raw carrot.
– Or even two halves of a raw carrot.
– Maybe a sixth of half a dozen carrots could also fit in here. Am I right?
– Yes, you’re right. Do you want one? A long bun for the road?
– No thanks, I’m full.
– I just ate a big plate of minced pork, with a side of cleaned pork intestines.
– That’s the most efficient way to use the leftovers.
– It’s the best!