— Predictions —

Luke is currently one of the people in LA. His writing has appeared in Sports Illustrated, McSweeney's and The American Bystander. He felt it was necessary to make a website: www.lukeroloff.com.

Public records

From the neck down

Knowing the answer to your question

2026

Mirrors of all kinds

Renewing my driver’s license

Just next to my shadow

Operating a time machine

As a great prophet

Luke Roloff

Header illustration by Tom Chitty. Thanks Tom!
251 Logo by Mark Simonson. Thanks Mark!
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