— Office Birds —

FROM: Human Resources

TO: Mr. Penguin

SUBJECT: Casual friday

Dear Mr. Penguin,

We are once again asking you to follow the company dress code on the last day of the week. Casual Fridays are mandatory. But even after several warnings, you continue to dress formal for the whole workweek – and even on holidays, as your most recent postcards seem to suggest.

If you don’t choose something informal to wear next Friday, we have no choice but to give you the opportunity to start a new job search.

We are looking forward to see some changes in attire next week. A denim shirt, maybe?

FROM: Human Resources

TO: Mr. Penguin

RE: Casual friday

Dear people at Human Resources,

I’m always naked.

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