— notable disagreements —

I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree. You think I put a bear trap in the living room to hurt, I’m sorry “maim” you. I say I put it there to catch any bears that wander in. Sorry for trying to keep you safe. What’s next? Are you going to make me take down the anvil hanging in our bedroom? My grandmother’s anvil? There just really is no pleasing you is there?