— Jokes About Will Smith —

The Willennium approaches.

I have prepared for this my whole life.

Wait, I totally lost track of time. What year is it?

Did I miss the Willennium? 

I did.

Well that effing figures. 

What the hell am I going to do with all these Willenium certifications I got? They’re friggin’ USELESS now!

Wait a second, Willenniums last a hundred years. We’re still in the Willennium!

Oh joy!

Dang it, I shouldn’t have ripped up these Willenium certificates.

There goes a HUNDRED bucks!

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