— It’s electric! —

Brian Gutierrez is an American humor writer living in the UK. You can find more of his work at www.explainingstuff.com.

I used to turn negatives into positives, but then I got fired for it at the battery plant.

Header illustration by Tom Chitty. Thanks Tom!
251 Logo by Mark Simonson. Thanks Mark!
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