A room without books is like a body without a soul. Or, you might be in the bathroom. Is there a toilet? Yeah, that’s the bathroom. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone. For I have invented a new contraption that I call the “Dunk Tank.” — Jesus
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Nope, keep going. That’s it. Just a little further. Oh, I forgot my wallet in the car. I’ll be right back… *car speeds off* — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game. And, just to be clear, I’m talking about prostitutes. — Babe Ruth
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. You know what? It would be better if there was a cat hanging from the rope and it just said “Hang in there.” Make those changes. — Franklin Delano Roosevelt