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Steve Wyatt is a New York-based copywriter and creative director. He has authored two humor books titled, "Do More Don'ts" and "Humanity Breeds Profanity," and never misses an opportunity to promote them in the hope he can jump to #2,457,658 on Amazon's best sellers list.

Sparkling Milk

Frames for Contact Lenses

Ankle-length Shorts

Lip-flavored Lip Gloss

Fish Collars

Fungible Tokens

Catsuits for Dogs

Non-drying Paint

Steve Wyatt

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251 Logo by Mark Simonson. Thanks Mark!
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