— Existential Quizzes —

You could stay inside and answer Jerry’s question about production via computer video, or you could pack up your stuff, fly to Toronto, go outside and fall down from the Canadian skies in a crystalline formation.

Question 1) Do you feel like logging onto this meeting?

Circle One Answer: Yes/Dear god no

Question 2) Do you feel like moving to Canada and being snow?

Circle One Answer: Yes/No 

You chose snow!! Sure you’ll probably be piss and shit on by a dog, but better than being metaphorically piss and shit on by Jerry. Enjoy Canada.