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Tyler Plofker is a writer living in NYC. In his free time, you can find him tweeting badly @TylerPlofker, eating sugary breakfast cereals, laying out in the sun, or walking through the streets of New York City in search of this or that.

Step 1: Make sure they are a cat.

Step 2: Go “swisisisisisisisisisisi.”

Tyler Plofker

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