— Alternate Universe Screenplays —

Lane Unsworth is a Los Angeles based writer and comedian. She is working on getting her jokes out of her brain and onto the internet because it’s very important. Twitter: @itslanertime.

Vrooooooooooooooooom

Ga-gunk ga-gunk ga-gunk

Honk honk

Awwoooo-ga

Vroom Vroom Vroom

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Screeeeeech

ga-gunk ga-gunk

Vroom vroom.

Roll Credits: “LIFE IS A HIGHWAAAAAY, I’M GONNA RIDE IT ALL. NIGHT. LONG.”

Lane Unsworth

Header illustration by Tom Chitty. Thanks Tom!
251 Logo by Mark Simonson. Thanks Mark!
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