— Alternate Universe Musicals —

1. Les Fatiguées

2. Mortgage

4. Little Shop of Overpriced Eye Creams

5. My Fair Trade Organic Coffee Lady

6. Upper West Side Children’s Story Hour

7. The Sound of Music Played At a Reasonable Volume

8. The Good Kind of Fat

9. Fiddler On The On the Rooftop Party I Did Not Attend

10. Once Upon A Tempurpedic Mattress

11. The Authority Figure I Used To Idealize But Now See Is Struggling, Just Like All Of Us, Of Oz

12. Cats