Author: Toma Ide and Robert Criss

Toma Ide lives on the swamp island of Japan where Christianity was rejected in the 17th century. He is an animator featured in Evangelion: Thrice Upon A Time. Follow his twitter @fuyukayui for more. // Robert Criss is a humor writer based in Savannah, GA. His work has appeared on Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, Flexx Magazine, and many other publications. Visit robertcriss.net for more.