I’m Feeling Sensual I’m Feeling Effervescent I’m Two Beers Deep And Ready To Buy A Tuxedo I’m Feeling Greased Up (Good) I’m Feeling Greased Up (Despondent) I’m Feeling, Well, I Guess It’s Something I Can Only Describe…In Song! Wellllllllllll— It Doesn’t Matter What I’m Feeling Please Just Ship A Cost-Effective Handheld Vacuum To My Residence […]
Author: Sean McGowan
Sean McGowan is a Chicago-based writer and comedian whose work has appeared in The New Yorker and McSweeney’s. You can find his work at seanmcgowanwrites.com.