New me starts today
Oh, how I’ve let myself go
Fetch my workout pearls
Ethel Gregory
Lost five pounds from Spanish Flu
She’s a lucky bitch
Modesty be damned
Chop off my hair and bring me
A looser corset
Harriet, Eunice
Gertrude, Millicent, and Blanche
Are in my girl squad
What in the Sam Hill?
Ethel is hot AND funny?
Pick a lane, Ethel!
Suck it, convention!
I’m going on a solo
Automobile trip
I’m going to wear
My sluttiest knee-length dress
The first time I vote