Sarah Rabinowitz

New me starts today

Oh, how I’ve let myself go 

Fetch my workout pearls


Ethel Gregory

Lost five pounds from Spanish Flu 

She’s a lucky bitch


Modesty be damned

Chop off my hair and bring me 

A looser corset


Harriet, Eunice

Gertrude, Millicent, and Blanche 

Are in my girl squad


What in the Sam Hill? 

Ethel is hot AND funny? 

Pick a lane, Ethel!


Suck it, convention!

I’m going on a solo 

Automobile trip


I’m going to wear

My sluttiest knee-length dress

The first time I vote

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