Michael Pershan

1.    Write down your Social Security Number.

2.    Add 6 to that number.

3.    Now multiply the result by 2.

4.    Divide by 2.

5.    Subtract 3.

6.    Read me the result.

7.    Now I have your Social Security Number. Haha.

8.    Well, maybe you should have paid better attention in math class.

9.    Nope, not a crime. Some lawyer you are.

10.  Wait it is a crime?

11.  What crime?

12.  Fraud?!

13.  They can’t send me to prison for doing math.

14.  They can?!!

15.  One last thing.

16.  Pick a number.

17.  Triple it.

18.  Add 6.

19.  Divide by 3.

20.  Subtract your original number.

21.  Turn around and close your eyes.

22.  [Runs away]

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