— Micah Mabey —

Micah Mabey (@micahbutonline on Twitter) is a writer with too much time on his hands. He can currently be found at the bottom of a ditch, etching words into stones, and shouting at birds.

Fool me once – shame on me.

Fool me twice – well I must’ve forgotten you fooled me the first time.

Fool me three times – hey, you’re pretty funny!

Micah Mabey

Header illustration by Tom Chitty. Thanks Tom!
251 Logo by Mark Simonson. Thanks Mark!
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