Johnny Bauers and Maya Prashanth

The Grassy Knoll Shooter

The Perfect Beach Day Stabber

The Idyllic Suburb Bad-Doer

The Freshly Mowed Lawn Mauler

The Disneyland On Your 11th Birthday Shanker

The Clock Just Struck Midnight on New Year’s Eve And You Go In For The Kiss Impaler

The Watching Your Kids Blossom Into Beautiful Young Adults Butcherer

The Growing Old With The Love of Your Life Homicidal Maniac

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