Author: Evan Allgood, Carlos Greaves, and J. Longo

Carlos is an Afro-Latino engineer, writer, and occasional Bruno Mars impersonator based in Boston. He’s also the editor of the satirical news blog and sketch show RF News. // Evan Allgood has written for The New Yorker, The Believer, McSweeney's, Vulture, Paste, The Millions, and others. He lives in Brooklyn with his rescue dog, Petey. Follow and maybe later unfollow him on Twitter @evoooooooooooo. // J. Longo is an illustrator and storyboard artist in Brooklyn, NY who would rather be playing pinball. See more and say HI at JLongo.Art and @biggerthanpangea on Instagram