Corey Johnsen

Knock, Knock, Knock

Uncle Jeff is here. Kathy, throw some water on the soup. We can add one more for supper.

Who Could That Be?

Tom from work? This must be important. Stay for supper, Tom. Kathy can add some water to the soup.

Ring-Ring

It’s the neighbor. They wish to borrow a shovel. Come on over neighbor, didn’t you hear? Kathy is making soup.

Kathy, Can I Talk To You For A Second?

It’s about the soup. It’s basically all water. 

Ding-Dong

Sorry, you have the wrong house. Have you had supper? Soup’s on the menu.

Vroom, Vroom

Kathy drove off for some reason.

Clink-Clank, Splish-Splash

I’m preparing the soup. Kathy usually does this, but she left and didn’t say why.

Slurp, Slurp

Nobody likes the soup. Everyone is mad.

Pound, Pound. Open Up It’s The Police!

No officer, I didn’t know serving people water for supper was a crime. Is this something the police should be getting involved with? This ordeal is giving off more of a litigation vibe.

Clack-Clack-Clack

The judge clacks the gavel. Oh look—Kathy has been called to testify. She can clear this up.

Clunk

The prison door is closed. At least they serve soup.

Cells Unlocked. You’re Free To Go.

A lot has changed in 40 years, but it’s nice to see there are still Barnes & Nobles. Wow—Kathy wrote a memoir. It’s a B&N bestseller. I wonder if she remembers the trial.

Flip, Flip, Flip

I’ll read this when it comes out in paperback.

Everyone’s favorite wrestler is Bone Crusher, but if you look at his birth certificate, his real name is Bone Helper. When he’s not pretending to wrestle, he works pro-bono at his dad’s chiropractic clinic.

The referees aren’t there to enforce rules. They got hired on as helpers to check in with the wrestlers and make sure they are okay with all of the lying.

The championship belt is real, but getting the belt is punishment for wrestlers who don’t finish their chores on time.  The loser has to wear the championship belt with the championship pants, which are uncomfortable dress pants they have to wear on Sundays.

Even though wrestling is fake, you should know that when the wrestlers lock arms, they secretly have a thumb war. At the end of the season, the wrestler with the most wins gets to pick out a movie.

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