Author: Ali Solomon and Evan Allgood

Ali Solomon is a cartoonist form Queens, NY. Her work has appeared in the New Yorker, Washington Post, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, and the Believer, among other places. You can see more cartoons on her IG @AliSolomain. Evan Allgood has written for The New Yorker, The Believer, McSweeney's, Vulture, Paste, The Millions, and others. He lives in Brooklyn with his rescue dog, Petey. Follow and maybe later unfollow him on Twitter @evoooooooooooo.