Jack Rash
Pitcher, Pittsburgh Porridges
Tex Happenstance
Second baseman, Louisville Shanks
Stove O’Reilly
Shortstop, Toledo Gun-Havers
Earl Dickslaps
Catcher, St. Paul Semantics
Birthday Boy Blankenship
Third baseman, Worcester Grievances
Cole Slaw Cochran
Pitcher, Milwaukee Wet Socks
Murp “The Burp” Lurp
Outfielder, Buffalo Bunions
Andy Tragedy
Shortstop, Norfolk Sepulchers
Arf Goodboy-McGee
Pitcher, Newport Offals
Dirigible DuBois
First baseman, Trenton Rickets
Barn Owl Caruthers
Outfielder, Hampton Vendettas
Cupid Shuffle
Catcher, Quincy Corn Cobs
Freddy Rectal
Pitcher, Brooklyn Miscreants