It’s for my human shaped dog
It’s actually even better for your back than sleeping on the floor
It came with the house
It was my grandmother’s
It was my grandmother’s for her human shaped dog
It looked so different when I saw it on Etsy
I’m gothpunk and it’s not a cage, it’s my favorite t-shirt
Doctor’s orders
I moonlight as an escape artist
It’s to scare away owls
I guess this is why they tell you to make a wedding registry
Someone’s trying to frame me
Someone’s trying to frame me for stealing their human shaped dog
It’s a Banksy
It was Banksy’s for his human shaped dog
Sorry the house is a mess
It’s a conversation starter
This is where the paperclip challenge led me
It’s In Yer Face Theatre
What cage?
That can’t fit a human!
Why don’t you get in and see for yourself…
It’s a sex thing
It’s a sex thing but it doesn’t have anything to do with my human shaped dog, that’s a different cage
It increases the property value
I rent it out to help with the mortgage
I rent it out to human shaped dogs to help with the mortgage
It was supposed to be an IKEA couch but I was missing some pieces
It’s not a sex thing
It’s not a sex thing, that’s a different cage
I eat human shaped dogs and need a place to put them
Fine, I put people in there before I eat them. Happy?!