Likely Causes of Human Extinction

Probably a cat somehow

Everyone flushed all the toilets at once

Simon Says, “Launch Nukes”

Turns out we were just an alien’s tamagotchi

Flipping that one weird light switch in your house

Quiet quitting

“The Light Socket Challenge”

Saturn devours the sun

Nuclear Jenga


Dennis Rodman’s last trip to North Korea

Somebody re-animates Roy Cohn

Bad batch of Cheetos

Frogs with laser beams strapped to their heads

The simulation is over

~Team 251*

*Laura K. Duncan, Chris Gural, Lance Hansen, Arun Durvasula, Zack RhodesJeff Kulik, Robert CrissJulien Perez, Michael Pershan,

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