Inception Announcement

Dr. Clarice Klaus and Dr. Fineas Dussledorf, life partners and professors at the Switzerland Institute of Plant Sciences, have welcomed the inception of their two sons, Rupert and Kevin Klaus-Dussledorf. 

The two fully mature male specimens were cultivated from a Mandarin Honeysuckle and Fiddle Leaf Fig plant base. Both sons are drought-tolerant and require partial shade.  

Wizards of the plant world, Dr. Klaus and Dr. Dussledorf, pioneered the field of botanical embryos using vertical farming techniques to help repopulate Earth with a human substitute. 

In lieu of gifts, the Klaus-Dussledorfs ask that you send fertilizer to your local food bank.

~Meg Ferrill

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