Dr. Clarice Klaus and Dr. Fineas Dussledorf, life partners and professors at the Switzerland Institute of Plant Sciences, have welcomed the inception of their two sons, Rupert and Kevin Klaus-Dussledorf.
The two fully mature male specimens were cultivated from a Mandarin Honeysuckle and Fiddle Leaf Fig plant base. Both sons are drought-tolerant and require partial shade.
Wizards of the plant world, Dr. Klaus and Dr. Dussledorf, pioneered the field of botanical embryos using vertical farming techniques to help repopulate Earth with a human substitute.
In lieu of gifts, the Klaus-Dussledorfs ask that you send fertilizer to your local food bank.