“Ouchie!!!”
— John F. Kennedy
“That smarts!!!”
— Mahatma Gandhi
“Gulp!!!”
— Socrates
“That’s gonna end my life in the morning!”
— Abraham Lincoln
“Jeez Louise, what am I some sort’ve party pinata? If that’s the case you should at least be using a blindfold. And news flash: I’m not full of delicious treats. Just blood and guts!”
— Benito Mussolini
“Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!”
— Joan of Arc
“You chant for my head? Well you could’ve just asked, no need to draw a crowd.”
— Marie Antoinette
“Before I die, I’d like to get something off my chest—these large, extremely heavy boulders!!!”
— Giles Corey
“This is a drag!!!”
— Columbia flight crew, in unison
“A gunman! Pull up the ragtop, quick quick quick!!!”
— Franz Ferdinand
“Oh, brother!!! (Get it?)”
— Robert F. Kennedy
“I’m so hungry I could eat a ship rat!!!”
— 7.5 million victims of the Great Famine of 1315, in unison
“Whoopsie!!!”
— 200 million victims of the Bubonic Plague, in unison