Famous Last Words


— John F. Kennedy

“That smarts!!!”

— Mahatma Gandhi


— Socrates

 “That’s gonna end my life in the morning!”

— Abraham Lincoln

“Jeez Louise, what am I some sort’ve party pinata? If that’s the case you should at least be using a blindfold. And news flash: I’m not full of delicious treats. Just blood and guts!”

— Benito Mussolini

“Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!”

— Joan of Arc

“You chant for my head? Well you could’ve just asked, no need to draw a crowd.”

— Marie Antoinette

“Before I die, I’d like to get something off my chest—these large, extremely heavy boulders!!!”

— Giles Corey

“This is a drag!!!”

— Columbia flight crew, in unison

“A gunman! Pull up the ragtop, quick quick quick!!!”

— Franz Ferdinand

“Oh, brother!!! (Get it?)”

— Robert F. Kennedy

“I’m so hungry I could eat a ship rat!!!”

— 7.5 million victims of the Great Famine of 1315, in unison


— 200 million victims of the Bubonic Plague, in unison

~Robert Criss

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