William Shakespeare: Thou Slayeth.
Ayn Rand: 💦💦
Edgar Allan Poe: There is no exquisite beauty except the outfit for which you are wearing.
Patrick Modiano: [Likes story, but leaves no reaction or comment]
H.P. Lovecraft [from Hell]: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! THE FLAMES! THEY’RE ALL AROUND ME!!! I CANNOT BEAR TO SUFFER ANY LONGER! PLEASE RELIEVE ME OF THIS ETERNAL DAMNATION! 🔥🔥🔥