Ornithology for Those in a Hurry 

Ducks = water chickens 

Penguins = ice chickens 

Eagles = air chickens 

Peacocks = sex chickens 

Bats = Dracula chickens 

Turkeys = seasonal chickens 

Flamingos = 80s nostalgia chickens 

Owls = Frasier chickens 

Small aircraft = steampunk chickens 

Pigeons = street gulls. Seagulls = ocean pigeons.  Both are a type of trash chicken. 

Geese = Canadian chickens 

Chickens = breakfast poopers and star of Hot Ones 

~Clarke Jaxton Motorbike 

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