LIKE WHAT LONDON CABBIES MIGHT YELL WHEN THEY’RE CUT OFF IN TRAFFIC
Drab Looper
Lichen Button
Dingy Shell
Cocksfoot
Bloxworth Snout
Ground Lackey
Lappet
Common Lutestring
LIKE DC-UNIVERSE CHARACTERS WITH AN UPCOMING FILM
Scarlet Tiger
Grey Dagger
Lunar Hornet
Flame Shoulder
White Ermine
Purple Thorn
Silver Hook
Vapourer
LIKE THE HOTTEST NEW BANDS, AS FAR AS I KNOW ANYMORE
Liquorice Piercer
Feathered Gothic
Figure of Eighty
Drinker
Blood-Vein
Mother Shipton
Least Minor
Brown House
LIKE BOND GIRLS
Puss Moth
Silky Wave
July Belle
Mistletoe Marble
Peach Blossom
Willow Beauty
Rosy Underwing
Swallow Prominent
LIKE HERITAGE HOTELS I CAN’T AFFORD
The Vestal
Ashworth’s Rustic
The Chestnut
Merveille du Jour
The Herald
Black Arches
Argent and Sable
Essex Emerald
LIKE SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES
True Lover’s Knot
Maiden’s Blush
The Streamer
Chocolate Tip
Palpita Vitrealis
Chalk Carpet
Dewick’s Plusia
Kentish Glory