The Pledge of Allegiance as Recited by My Four Year Old

I poop allegiance to the poop of the United Poop of Poop-merica, and to the Poop-public, for which it poops, one poop under poop, indi-poop-able, with poop-ity and poop-tice for poop.

~Kathryn Baecht

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