Literature Not Banned From Florida Public Schools

Nookie: The Collected Poems of Fred Durst

Waffle House one-star Yelp reviews

1999 Sea-Doo owner’s manual

Dilbert

Yellowstone with the captions on

Guy Fieri’s Inaugural address to Flavortown

The novelization of Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ

Taco Bell hot sauce packets

Care instructions for oversized bikini t-shirts

The Fast & Furious Wikipedia page

Transcript of Jason Voorhees’ Crystal Lake High School commencement speech

Austin 3:16

The love letters of J.K. Rowling and Jordan Peterson

My First AR-15 Golden Book

The United States Constitution (except the 1^st, 5^th, 8^th, 13^th, 14^th, 15^th, and 19^th Amendments)

~Jimmy Pitts