Nookie: The Collected Poems of Fred Durst
Waffle House one-star Yelp reviews
1999 Sea-Doo owner’s manual
Dilbert
Yellowstone with the captions on
Guy Fieri’s Inaugural address to Flavortown
The novelization of Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ
Taco Bell hot sauce packets
Care instructions for oversized bikini t-shirts
The Fast & Furious Wikipedia page
Transcript of Jason Voorhees’ Crystal Lake High School commencement speech
Austin 3:16
The love letters of J.K. Rowling and Jordan Peterson
My First AR-15 Golden Book
The United States Constitution (except the 1st, 5th, 8th, 13th, 14th, 15th, and 19th Amendments)