Things I Definitely Misheard People Say (But I Was Too Nervous To Tell Them)

I’m staying at the hot dog hotel.

Here’s a bicycle upside down cake.

Please put one huge moth in that drawer.

This is my Uncle Go-Gurt.

…and one order of dirigible sauce.

She went to the hospital after eating a bad Zamboni.

Celebrity leprosy!

Pick me up at the cabbage bridge. Hurry.

Our special tonight is origami & pesto pizza.

Destroy the octowolf.

~Laura K Duncan

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