Urgent Parent Text Messages, Translated

“Can you talk?” — I have a question about the computer.

“Call me.” — I’m planning dinner and want you to help pick the restaurant.

“You around?” — I saw some pop culture news and am confused.

“Call when you can.” — I’m at Nordstrom and saw a sweater you might like.

“Have a minute?” — I said something slightly politically incorrect and want to get your

“Let me know if you have a second to talk. Everything is okay. Love you!!” — Someone died.

~Jon Savitt

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