Trump karate chopping a windmill
Trump locking Hilary’s prison cell
Trump in a chef’s outfit, seasoning the braised head of James Comey
Trump onstage at the Comedy Cellar, the audience absolutely paralyzed with laughter
Trump victorious in a boxing match against Niagara Falls
Trump the centaur
Trump emerging from the bell of a New Orleans marching band’s lead trombone
Trump, mouth open, about to swallow the Earth
Trump in a saddle, riding an atom
Trump reading a book
A full spice rack that includes Trump
Trump paying his employees
Trump with teeth growing out of his fingers
Trump being helped with his chores by birds and mice
Trump awarding an honorary doctorate to an asp
Trump painting his own portrait, which is also painting him