JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
This mischevious prankster
And lifelong speed demon
Once busted his penis
So bad it peed semen
JOHN BOBBITT
Abused and assaulted
His poor wife Lorena
Instead of a lawsuit
He got a sub-peener
LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON
He sent troops to ‘Nam
To go die in the jungle
And had special pants made
With room for his bunghole
JON HAMM
His career kinda fell off
Following Mad Men
But he’s got a big willy
So life’s not so bad then
JOHN THE BAPTIST
He sanctified sinners
So they could be free men
Some scholars believed
That he also peed semen