Capycabra: leaves teeth marks on most Android devices
Blathr: upvotes/downvotes replaced by varying degrees of bemused indifference
DogSlug: all user avatars must be screenshots from episodes of Banacek
Plinkaux: one-character post limit (two with a Premium subscription)
Awwwwl: notifications restricted to when the app is disappointed in you
Debyt: second step of two-step authentication process involves forwarding your info to David Crosby to see if you “seem cool”
SpekULum: moderators given to inserting the word “felch” into posts at random
AloofSocial: due to rights issues, only photo filters available are Fungal Infection and Bell’s Palsy
LaBeouf: calls for racial extermination must be “worded politely”
Chaf’d: vulnerable to bots spreading misleading cat videos and fraudulent recipes
Dnxlp: 75% of registered users are Three Dog Night parody accounts
Guh: only available on rotary phones