Verbal self-defense studio
Eyeball tracking dating app
“Build-A-Bear” with CRISPR genomic editing
Crypto-backed laundry rooms
AI prayerbots
Dental insurance insurance
Management consultant consultant
“I’m a Business, Man” emblazoned mugs
Thick-edged paper to eliminate papercuts
Google Maps for public bathrooms
Pizza with antacid toppings
“Happy Fevers” daycare that doesn’t send sick kids home
Pony rides on giant sheepdogs
Newsletter that forwards paywalled substacks
Toddler emergence doula
Autumn Olympics
Tissues that make you cry
Voice-activated weighted blanket
Hug-bot
An extraordinarily comfortable chair
~MP