Ten senior moments.

1. This one time I was with my family, and we were going to watch a play. My daughter Shelly said, “Hey, Mom. Can you press play?” Then I said..

1. This one time I was with my family, and we were going to watch a movie. That’s right. 

1. This one time I was with my family, and we were going to watch a movie. Then my daughter Shelly said. Wait. Who’s Shelly again?

1. This one time I was with my family. Or was that the other time?

1. This one time I was with my family and… What was I going to say? Oh, that’s right, something about the time. We started the movie at 8:30. 

1. Number one again? When’s number two? Speaking of number two, I really need to go to the bathroom. Hold on. 

3. How did we just go from one to three? Oh yeah, number two. 

11. Dammit. I meant seven.

8. Then Shelly said, “Hey, Mom. Can you press play?” And I said, “What was it we were going to play again? Scrabble?” 

9. One more to go!  Still sharp as a tack. 

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