“But what of culture, couture, cuisine?” advanced the town mouse. “Gauds next the gem of rustic ease,” countered the country mouse. “Hey, would one of you mind moving your car?” interrupted the suburban mouse. “It’s blocking Dave’s driveway.”
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Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell is a joke writer living in Philadelphia. He also works forty hours a week as an archivist.