Free on Offer Up: I have an extra terrestrial, want to take it off my hands?
I only need the one.
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Ilana Gordon is a Los Angeles-based comedy writer. She has been featured in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Reductresss, The American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, Belladonna Comedy, and NPR's Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me! Her work can be found at www.ilanagordon.com.