1.
I must watch my steps
From living room to kitchen
Lest they add up to 5K
2.
This very instant
I let go all desires of
10K or any K, OKAY?
3.
I refuse the thought
Of half or full marathon
Pandemic or not
4.
Towards anything
There’s no need for me to run
Except dogs (they’re so cute, who’s a good doggy? They are. They all are.)
5.
Run, sprint, jog, dart, dash
Hurry, scurry, bolt, gallop
No
6.
Things I must avoid
Treadmills, Parks and Recreation
(Not the TV show – a hoot)
7.
The scariest movie
Of twentieth century
Is Marathon Man
8.
I learn my lesson
I am allergic to dogs
(sad face emoji)
9.
Against Crossfitters
And all kind of Tough-Mudders
Restraining orders
10.
I was born ready
For the next challenge: triathlon
Just kidding (hehehe)
11.
Raining cats and dogs
Means I’m allergic to both
Self-note at Cat-café
12.
If you don’t pet them
Do animals know they’re loved? —
Schrödinger’s cute and allergic cat
13.
From this cruel world
I want to run far away
Not literally